Chapter 2
“What does this do?” Doomguy said to himself while he pushed a button. It was a button on a big panel. There was a red light, and it turned into a green light when he pushed the button! Suddenly he heard a voice say “Welcome to Level 2, the nuclear plant!”Doomguy was now in a different place. It was dark. Dark as the night is dark. Too dark. “I guess I’ll walk over here.” said Doomguy. “Hrm, looks like an elevator. I wonder where it goes?” Doomguy pushed the button for the elevator. The elevator came down, and he walked into it. Suddenly a bald guy with a shotgun appeared. “AAAARGH!” said the bald shotgun man. He was fast, but Doomguy was more fast. He smoked him with his pistol. Dead. “Now that;s a horse of a different color. A different dead color.” said Doomguy as he blew the smoke from the barrel of his pistol. He walked over to the dead bald guy and grabbed the shotgun from his cold dead hands. “ I think I need this more than you do now.” he said, nonchalantly. Suddenly more bad guys showed up and Doomguy went through a maze with flashing lights. Somehow he ended up in another room. It felt like a secret room. In the room there was a chainsaw. Doomguy grinned. “Time to find some meat now.” ;-) Doomguy always thought it was weird that they had chainsaws on Mars. Trees hadn’t existed on Mars for centuries. It wasn’t until he discovered that the General liked ice sculptures that the chainsaws made sense, because chainsaws are good for making ice sculptures. If there was one thing they had a lot of on Mars, other than red dirt, it was ice. In fact it’s cold as hell. He walked up some stairs to another elevator. “Well here goes nothin’. Maybe this will take me out of this place?” He elevatored his way out of there. LEVEL 2 OVER!
Chapter 3
“Looks like I’m in the Toxin Refinery. Could be worse.” he chuckled to himself quietly. He was in a room with a dead guy. He opened the door into a big room with a pit of green acid in the middle. There were bad guys all over. There were barrels of toxic waste on either side. He was shooting one of the bad guys and accidentally shot one of the barrels. It exploded and it blew up the bad guys what were standing close to it. There were guts everywhere! Blood and guts! “Oh barf, that’s gross!” said Doomguy, gasping. There was a big door and he tried to go through it. It wouldn’t open. Then he noticed there were blue lights on either side of the big door. “Huh, guess I’ll need the BLUE KEY CARD to get through here. He turned around and hoofed it in the opposite direction. He went into a door on the opposite side of the big room. He killed some bad guys and noticed a weird glowing blue ball. It had a face on it and was floating. “What in the hell is this thing? Maybe it’ll come in handy.” The blue ball seemed like it might help, so Doomguy touched it. “Hell yeah let’s go kick some asses!” he said, reloading his shotgun. He jumped up some stairs into another room. After he wiped out a few bad guys he noticed a weapon in the middle of the room. It was a rocket launcher. He picked it up and said “It’s rocket time!” He went to another room and found a really big gun. It was a chaingun. It’s like a normal machine gun but it can shoot a lot more bullets really more. “This is like Christmas, on Mars.” Doomguy was on Mars. He started walking through some dark halls. “These halls are dark.” he said, peering around a corner. All of a sudden he saw something scarier than he’s ever seen before. It looked like a cow was walking on it’s hind legs and had alopecia. It was a demon. “Wwwwwhut is that tttthing?” thought Doomguy fearfully. But Doomguy didn’t have time to be scared. He was a Marine. A US Marine. US Marines don’t lie, cheat, or steal. Or get scared. They were tough cookies. REAL tough cookies. Doomguy jumped around the corner, screaming. He unloaded the chaingun right in the demon’s face. It snorted like a pig and fell down, bloody. “They look like they’re from Hell.” he thought. Suddenly on a shelf close by he saw the blue key card. It was glowing. He slipped it into his pocket and walked on. Time to unlock that door. He unlocked that door and got on a special elevator. There was a sign overhead. “<SECRET ELEVATOR. ADVANCED PERSONNEL ONLY. THIS WAY TO MILITARY BASE>” read the sign. “Adios muchachos” yelled Doomguy as he rode the elevator.
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